Welcome to The Fatson and Byron Show. In the beginning this will be the ramblings of two overly intelligent, but equally lazy kin. Bound by fat, we battle through every day of normalcy like we deserve the sub-par existence we live with the rest of you imbeciles, and then cry into out Maccas at night about how we are destined for more. The Fatson and Byron video show will hopefully follow. I would normally say this would never happen since we're so hopeless at finishing things that while Byron gets kicked out of uni for incomplete work, I've forward dated this first post 4 years to the day because it's ACTUALLY a realistic date of completion for this first post.

The first active page will be the blog. Byron is already pretending to be sick so he doesn't have to help out with the making of the site, (meanwhile he spends a casual hour or two typing to a girl on Facebook chat) and chances are I'm going to eat the keyboard before I get to finiHOMMMMMMM.